U.B. Funkeys, Bionicle, an' stuff

So, this is goodbye.

2010-11-19T17:57:00.003-06:00

Wow, such memories. Some good, some bad. But I don't know what to do with this thing that keeps nagging me, saying "You still need to make a post, you need to make a post..." So I guess I'll just end the blog. You know, I've moved on to something else. This blog and other stuff has helped me grow in my interests- Video editing, halo, Apple, my Faith, everything. I was thinking of just changing the blog to something else, but no.... might as well end it.

Funkeys was really fun. I think I will get the last shard I need to collect everything.

Bionicle was amazing. Helped me a lot. Missing ONE more star...............(Rahkshi)

So yeah. It was a really good and fun run. I think I might look back on this blog once every great while, so you can comment if you want below. I am waaay more active on my youtube, link to the right sidebar.

Hope you all have fun in your life.

Goodbye.

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Hmm

2010-07-15T21:07:00.002-05:00

What do YOU guys think of this?

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Don't give up!

2010-07-05T16:00:00.002-05:00

Have you listened to BSO1's interview with Greg Farshtey? It was greatm and I enjoyed every minute of it's 27 minutes. For one thing, Greg's expecting his first child in September(Yay!). And for a second thing, he says that bionicle COULD come back. He compared to Star trek, saying that after a long time of no more episodes, the fans still loved it and someone eventually said "Well, a ton of fans are still out there, let's do some more of it.". And maybe one day we'll be buying bionicles for OUR kids(If we have any).

So don't give up. I still love to play MNOG 1 and 2. And the Toa Mahri games, and pretty much every bionicle game that was released. So don't give up on bionicle! There is a VERY strong chance it WILL COME BACK!

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Happy Fourth and Hero factory site

2010-06-23T12:14:00.003-05:00

And in other news, Hero Factory's site has been put out on the web. You can view it by clicking on this link.

I'm thinking about getting the Blue one, Mark Surge. *sigh* It doesn't sound as exciting as Bionicle.

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So.. it's not..?

2010-06-03T15:01:00.002-05:00

**THIS IS FROM AN UNRELIABLE SOURCE SO DO NOT TAKE THE INFO BELOW SERIOUSLY**

Ever heard of "Soccer Smash"?

My friend says his dad worked on funkeys(Still is, for some reason) and says there's a hack or something for Twinx's game. It's called soccer smash and the cheat will not be released until 2011... weird. The friend I got this from is not the oldest friend I know, so he could have gotten it mixed up or something...

But we'll see what happens. I might be forgetting something(like if everyone already knows), but.... is it...?

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This is it...?

2010-05-25T19:20:00.002-05:00

So, here is summer of 2010, and nothing new since last summer of 2009 for funkeys. It's been a year since the last update came, and I really pretty gave up hope now.

I went on funkeys one last time today... and guess what i found: Nothing, but I was surprise that some of my friends were on. Was there some weird event today, guys? Lol.

But it seems some rumors are going around, saying that funkeys is still living. Man, I never thought I would say this, but I hope those rumors are true.

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Something new!

2010-04-18T09:03:00.002-05:00

Looks like bionicle's not ENTIRELY dead yet; these new stop motion videos including the stars are out. These look fun- you should check them out. Here's the link.

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Hero Factory

2010-02-13T12:25:00.002-06:00

So everyone pretty much knows what Lego is replacing bionicle with, right? It's Hero factory. "We build heros." Weird. I'm probably gonna buy one or two to see how they are, what their little "abilities" are, and such.

I also downloaded Mata Nui Online Game from 2001. Just saying, if anyone needs help on that game, it was easy to beat and I'd love to help.

But here's the promo for "Hero Factory:"

Looks kinda cool. We'll see what happens with them.

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UB Funkeys: Epilouge

2010-01-09T13:19:00.004-06:00

The source of where I got the information of mattal announcing it is from a friend and is unofficial. This may be false. Well. I just heard that deep in the Mattel site they released the fate of funkeys: it's discontinued. But they only had the post on it's website up for a few minutes, so it's a mystery why it was taken down so fast.

But I guess funkeys WASN'T dormant- just dying. I also had a friend who was very young and interested in funkeys saying he went to the website and founf on the crawler saying that funkeys was discontinued. I guess radica and mattel told us seceretly in strange ways.

Well, both things I blog about has ended. What now? Halo?

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Some funkey news

2010-01-08T14:14:00.003-06:00

As we all know, funkeys is dying. I hate to admit it, but augiewan doesn't sound very enthusiastic about the future, and even though I still think funkeys is dormant, I don't think that the future of funkeys is very bright.

PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS SAYING THAT YOU HATED FUNKEYS AND IS GLAD THAT IT'S DYING.

But, there is a little thing: a new mood. It's the feelin chill mood.
Please comment,

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Bionicle Stars Commecial released on youtube!

2009-12-24T10:51:00.002-06:00

I was supprised when I saw the link to the Bionicle Stars commercial. Sadly, the stars are the last of the bionicle sets, and I wish the commercial could've been a little better with more CGI action.

Merry Christmas EVE!

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Merry Christmas!

2009-12-05T19:31:00.003-06:00

Hey guys! Just wanted to say Merry Christmas!

Sorry, but not much new news other than Cryoshell doing a remake of the 2007 song "Creeping in my soul". And a new mood for funkeys has come out, but I have no loot to get it.

So I'll be posting the awesome stuff I got for Christmas when I get 'em after Christmas. But in the mean time....

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

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Bionicle Stars Tahu Review and Thanks!

2009-11-30T17:40:00.002-06:00

just want to say thanks too everyone who came to this site- because it has now been recorded that IT HIT 10,000 ON THE VIEW COUNTER! Thank you all!
And here's the video of the next star: Tahu. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas!
(Please comment)

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Bionicle: Epilogue

2009-11-27T15:13:00.002-06:00

Bzpower just announced that the Lego company will not be making any more bioincle sets after the just-newly-released- Bionicle Stars.

They will, however, be making a new toy from the makers of BIONICLE for younger children. Not much high hopes for that, but hey. It's lego. Let's see what it is before we let it go.

But they WILL keep the storyline going at www.bioniclestory.com . Don't know why, because I never visit the site anyway and the toys were the WHOLE THING of bionicle.

So what to do with my blog? I'm thinking of switching to Halo from Xbox. Why? Cause it's awesome(In my opinion).

I feel like starting a petition, but it's like using a feather to stop an oncoming train at 200 mph.

Should I keep blogging about bionicle's story line? Or Let it go or move on to halo? Or should I just blog about both? I'm confused. Comment below.(ANYBODY CAN COMMENT.)

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Takanuva Star Review(Youtube video)

2009-11-16T18:45:00.002-06:00

Comment below on what 2 stars I should get next.

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I got a Star!

2009-11-14T20:59:00.003-06:00

I just got Takanuva at Toys r us today. I'll make a full review on him later, but I wanna just say this:

They're just very tall Agori/Av-Matoran. The Gold pieces fit on Tahu and make him look cooler. There's nothing related to the storyline in the canister. The Skadiki is just called "Piraka." Nothing really exciting.....................
Pictures and more coming later.
(Yeah, I'm kind of negitive, it's just that the stars are kind of a disapointment.)

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As many stars as I could find

2009-11-12T21:22:00.005-06:00

Ok, so I finally decided to post as many pictures of the bionicle stars I could find. Thanks to all of the bloggers, google and BZPower to the pictures.

Please comment,

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2009-11-10T16:15:00.002-06:00

Hey guys. As you know, much really hasn't happened except for the fact that entertainment earth has come out with the release date of the DC heros funkeys! The date is March 15th.

And for bionicles, well, not much. But I have gottan into the video game Halo(1-3) for the Xbox. I've also been reading the books. It's(Trying to hold in excitement) AWESOME.

But here's a little video I posted on my channel about my cats. Hope you like it:

See ya later!

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Something's coming from the Stars!

2009-10-30T20:56:00.007-05:00

First off, what do you think of this avatar I made? I'm thinking of it to replace my current avatar(My current avatar is the one down balow, which is a link to my Youtube channel.). Do you like it? Vote on the poll to the right and choose.

Number one:

Number 2 is the one I am currently using.

And second, BZPower.com has just said that the winter lego club magazine is shipping. And as some of you may know, they contain awesome Bionicle comic books in them. Inside the magazine is a flabergasting(Suprising) teaser inside:

The figure appears to be wearing a hau, and some weird "Star" thing in the chest. Tahu, perhaps?

Please comment,

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Bionicle 3 Screenshots found!

2009-10-23T16:18:00.004-05:00

Initywebplayer just released on it's site screenshots of the NEWEST bionicle 3D game: Bionicle Glatorian Arena 3! Check it out!

Apperantly it's a mixture of both the games. Maybe, just maybe, they'll let vehicals in, too.

Please comment!

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Bionicle Stars are Canon????

2009-10-12T16:21:00.003-05:00

Gresh96 just posted on his blog that Greg F. just released that Teridax WILL BE coming to bara magna. Also that mata nui and his crew proboby won't (Spoilers) reach the maze as shown in the end of the legend reborn untill the end of the year. Now, I don't know where he got this information, but right now let's wait and see.

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2009-10-08T10:44:00.003-05:00

Woah! Remember when I said nicktoons was having the legend reborn on soon? Well, bionicle.com just posted their reaser on their website! YOU should go check it out- oh, wait, you don't need to. Just watch it below!

(At the very bottom of my blog is a player with all my youtube videos on it.... enjoy!)
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New Layout

2009-10-03T19:54:00.003-05:00

Yep. Now the blog looks awesomely-different! Awesome!
Please comment. Also, Target's making a sale on the Glatorian Legends.... Making room for new bionicles, perhaps?

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Tonight is the night!

2009-10-02T21:20:00.002-05:00

Hey guys! Nicktoon networdk airs the new legend reborn thing tonight- you should check t out!
Bionicle.com also put up a new thing: "The secret lab". It's an outtake from the legend reborn movie. You should check that out, too.

Also, I can upload pictures now! AWESOME!

Please comment,

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Legend Reborn Exclusive at Nicktoons Network!

2009-09-26T12:03:00.002-05:00

I was just watching Iron man:Armored adventures when I saw that next week, after some thing for the primere of the fantastic four, was an exclusive look at the movie Bionicle: The legend reborn. Now I already saw it the day it first came out, but I woulc like to see what they have to offer.(More info coming soon)

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Bionicle Stationary Set

2009-09-24T20:19:00.002-05:00

Hey guys! I came back with news... bionicle news, to be exact! Turns out lego made another bionicle product, that's not an actual bionicle set. It's a stationary set- you know, ball point pens, A mechanical pencil, and a ruler. It also is a fold-out case and portable- hey, maybe I should get one! Here's the link to the lego page. I will also try to step up on the posting- cause I know that I haven't posted much.

Please comment,

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Web shooter and legend reborn out in stores!

2009-09-15T16:48:00.003-05:00

First: The awesome stuff. Bionicle, the legend reborn, the 4th bionicle movie and people who already saw it say the best movie ever, is now out in stores. Again.(Europe already got it in august)And as I always did, I'm going to try to get it the first day it came out. Aka, today. So, once I get the DVD I will make a review for ir here, and on youtube. I am making a banner to but on the toolbar off to the right as we speak(UNABLE TO UPLOAD BANNER AND EDIT TOOLBAR DO TO COMPUTER PROBLEMSlink to youtube channel down below)----------------------------------------------->
And now, the UB Funkey news:

I got the webbly web shooter! Yeah, I forgot to say that I got a new, rare, webbly. And on the 1st day(really the 2nd, sorta), I already got the shooter. Which means, I also got the orb! Now that's 3 orbs now!

My computer is having problems, thus meaning that I cannot upoad pictures. It's bugs me, and my dad will have to fix it.... eventually.

Now go, go and buy that new and awesome movie!
Please Comment,

youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Onewa80

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Legend Reborn Commercials Popping Up!

2009-09-12T15:34:00.002-05:00

While I was watching Nicktoons and Cartoon network, I saw some Bionicle: The Legend Reborn commercials! They look VERY professional, and much better than the past 3 movie's commercials. Also, at the end it said "Includes a FREE bionicle gift!" and on the comments for the post below, I heard thatsomebody said it was Click, Mata-nui's companion and also turns into a sheild. Maybe that's the toy-version of him! Although I only saw that for Brickmaster Lego Magazines(Every issue comes with an exclusive Lego set), and on an internet DVD sales thing, maybe it comes with the movie in stores.

And so, the countdown begins, to a legend reborn!
Please comment(Anonymous people may comment now, three bad comments though and it gets taken away)

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Attention To people who saw The Legend Reborn Already on Youtube!

2009-09-07T10:08:00.002-05:00

Attention! People of bionicle and beyond, did you know that Bionicle: The Legend Reborn is on youtube already?
Well, did you watch it? If so, BAD IDEA. That is a pirated copy, and is illigal. That guy is breaking the law. It's kinda "Cheating" in a way. So people, DO NOT WATCH THE LEGEND REBORN ON YOUTUBE! IT IS ILLIGAL AND YOU WOULD BE COMMITING A CRIME.
Scary, isn't it?

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New ace and mulch game things?

2009-08-31T20:36:00.004-05:00

Hey guys. I was looking at the other games everyone else posted before they couldn't share them. I found some games with NEW backrounds and new items!!! Man, how did they get these??? (Mulch pictures have been lost, so sorry I can't post them.)

I'm puzzled. Anyone know how? If so please contact me on the CHAT or in comments ASAP.

Please post,

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Sorry

2009-08-31T13:16:00.003-05:00

Look, I know I haven't been posting much. I know I missed my OWN party. But it's because, well, one of my cats are dying and me and my parents are doing all we can to make his last few weeks nice. His name is willow, he's 18 years old and my parents have had him every year of their marrige. I apologize, the pary's postponed until further notice. I also got loot, and I saved paradox green, which I will post (hopefully)soon. And I have some bionicle news, that if I don't post tomorrow will be out of date.

Thank you for understanding. Contact me in the chat room any time.

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Paradox Green Funkey Review!(part 1)

2009-08-25T13:37:00.004-05:00

Woo hoo! I got all 4 Paradox Green funkeys! And here are their reviews, part 1. Here's Mulch and Ace together, looking awesome. Their ears, which are obviously different than the normal funkey ears, feel smooth, and it feels good to hold.

Here's Rastro and Tadd, the Very rare forms. Which are the only very rare forms out in stores right now.

Here's the back of Ace and Mulch with the Blustry turbine on Mulch and the Prototype Jetpack on Ace.

Here's the front of Ace and Mulch with their toys on. I was suprised to find out that they really did have toys with them. I was always hoping funkeys would come with toys some day. Sadly, theturbine and jetpack do not show up on the funkey in the game.

Here's the turbine and Jetpack off of Mulch and Ace.

The jetpack and turbine also go on other funkeys, and they actually stay on the original funkeys better than the game creators.

On the back of the game creator packaging, the funkey's outline is pererated so you can take them out easyer- plus it makes a nice little stand for them, too.

As you can see, the game creator packaging is LARGER than the normal packaging.

The normal funkey packaging is way different. It doesn't pop out as the game creator packaging and the original funkey packaging- plus the design is different.
And look how thin the packaging is! I never thought mattel would make it this small.

And, I am proud to announce, My new funkey family picture!!! Yay!

Well, that's all.

Please comment,

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I GOT MULCH AND TADD and info on party

2009-08-21T10:31:00.002-05:00

YES! Now, I have 2 paradox green funkeys! And to celebrate, I'm hosting a party at my crib(I'll rotate people out) with people on my buddys list, and then we'll move to some chat rooms, and that stuff. I'll post reviews on them later. I'm very sorry guys, I just have A LOT going on in my real life. Oh, I almost forgot: The party's Wednesday, August 26, and it starts at 6:00 Central time and ends at 7:00 Central time. Sorry, I was thinking of it to be 2 hours but that's just too much. Also,(I'll put it up tuesday) I will put a little "Twitter" thing for the party, like, saying "It's time to go to holler chat!" or that stuff. Or saying "Let's al play hide and seek!" or whatever. I'll rotate the people out of my crib and back, so if it says I kicked you out, sorry, but I would like other people to see it to. All of you will see my crib more than once...
So yeah, that's pretty much it.

Also, check out my youtube channel. It has really cool videos, and I might post them here from time to time.
Please comment,

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Interveiw with a Mulch

2009-08-14T11:01:00.003-05:00

I have ann awesome friend. his name is orcestra(I've mentioned him before). Well, that's his username on funkeys. His other username on the speakeasy babble forum is Wags. He has SAVED PARADOX GREEN! I asked him a few questions about funkeys and here's the interveiw with a mulch:(ORcestra's reply is in orange cause he likes pumpkin pie)

1. Are there trophies for Mulch and Ace?
Yes, there are trophies for Mulch and Ace.

2. How do you earn coins for mulch and ace? You earn coins by creating and sharing your games. you can also earn 5 coins by playing other peoples games.

3. How do you earn the trophies and the items to destroy the henchman with mulch and ace?

You earn the trophies by sharing 11 games, and then create 4 extra games for a total of 15 games. You get the special items by creating 2 games after you have gotten the trophy for a total of 17.

4. Which game creator funkey do you prefer?

I think mulch is the better funkey because it resembles Super Mario Bros.

5. Do the phisical forms of Mulch and ace look like the ones on the computer?

Yes, Mulch and Ace look the same as they do in the game.

6. Do the phisical mulch and ace really come with the blustry turbine and jetpack prototype?

Yes, they do comes with the turbine and jet pack, and the jetpack and turbine can be detached from the funkeys so you can put them on other funkeys.

7. If you were stuck in a burning building and had to choose one type of pie to grab and get out of the building with, what type of pie would you choose?

My obvious choice would be Pumpkin Pie! Wait, now i want pumpkin pie.....

-Wags/(Unique Funkey Name)Orcestra

So there you have it. Please post,

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Pictures for shadow's MOC contest

2009-08-13T11:24:00.001-05:00

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I GOT MULCH!

2009-08-12T14:25:00.004-05:00

I got mulch off of ebay! Which you should already know from my earlier post.

Picture:

Awesome! (Yes, I know that 18 bucks is a lot but I do have a lot of extra money and it is my favroite funkey and it IS from akaabby so, oh well. worth it)

Once I get mulch (August 20 or 21) I'm hosting a Paradox green party. You don't need a paradox green figure to come. My buddy list is very full, so I'm gonna have to delete some guys. Better hurry and get on muy buddys list while you can. I'm always on ub funkeys(Try around 2 o'clock central time) cause I'm probobly always on then. My garage is a replica of paradox green, which a couple people who have seen it think it's very cool.

Official date of party will be released when I get mulch.

Please post,

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The Blackest Hole!

2009-08-12T14:13:00.004-05:00

Yes! Truns out, that you don't need the funkey to get the item to beat the henchman! Here are the pictures:

And I won mulch off of ebay! And I won it from AKAABBY! Awesomeness!
I'll post about mulch later. I've been behind things, so I'll do it tommorow.

Please post,(Credit to Bn28 for challenging me to the game)

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BLACKEST HOLE and some big news! READ THIS!

2009-08-07T11:25:00.002-05:00

Guys........ cause the poll's pretty much over........ I am proud to present...

MY NEW WEBSITE!

*PLZ IF YOU THINK I COPIED FROM OTHER SITES, I DIDN'T. THIS SITE WAS CREATED LONG BEFORE THEY CAME OUT. ALSO IT WAS CREATED A DAY AFTER THE POLL CAME OUT ALSO.*

Worried about it? Don't worry, it only has a couple new things on it. like a chat page, little club (Anyone can join, to join you must find the hidden link), and a place for stories like BTM and funkey troop.

plus.........
I GOT THE BLACKEST HOLE! Which means, I can kill henchman 2.0! Plus, you don't need the funkey to get the items, trophy, game in your game room and that stuff. wow. so, that's kinda nice.

please post and check out my site!

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New and awesome Paradox Green pics and updates!UPDATED

2009-08-05T15:35:00.004-05:00

Check it out! I have a friend named Orcistra
. He has beaten paradox green. But look at these pictures! (I'm the dyer, he's the mulch)

Ace Jerpack!

Blustry turbine!

How cool is that?

Plus, there is a poll beside this post which you all know about by now. If I should expand.

Well, there's 2 days left and I have some stuff ready if "yes" wins.(looks like it) So guys, get ready.

And I'm going to target. The guy said there that paradox green should be there now, so I'm gonna look. UPDATE: Nope. nothing at kmart or target.... *sigh*

Please post,

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Mulch and Ace Tracker

2009-08-01T18:05:00.004-05:00

Obviously at the bottom of my blog there is an ebay tracker which tracks all of the Paradox Green funkeys on ebay. But what if you just want the game creators? Well there you go! I personally wanted a game creator searcher for myself, also.

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Wonders...

2009-08-01T13:01:00.002-05:00

Hey people. I have some things I would like to say to catch you up on stuff...

1. Oh my gosh! I went to target. And, in the funkey isle, they had empty rackes labled "PARADOX GREEN FUNKEY SINGLE"!!! Also, a video thing was there with an ad for funkeys. I hit the "Press here" button, and it was a NEW ubfunkeys ad with jerry talking about it. at the end, he SHOWED ACE BEING PLUGED INTO THE UB HUB, and was playing a game I THINK I MADE!!!! Wow..... and on the side of the video player it was a line up of funkeys with DC HERO funkeys in it! Joker, batman and superman. wow.

2. Making a new funkey troop, although some people said they don't like it. Well sorry, it's fun to write. Almost done with the first part.

3. Because my site is suprisingly popular, how would it be if I expanded? You know, keep the blog but make other things for it? Like a Yola-made website. Or a forum(which everybody else has)? I think it would be cool. You can vote on it on the side.

Thanks. Now I must be getting back to writing the funkey troop...
Please post,

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Funkey Troop: Chapter two pt. one

2009-07-31T17:37:00.003-05:00

Although people didn't like the funkey troop mini-series I made, I still wanted to do it. One, cause it's FUN. Two, I keep getting these great ideas and they won't stop coming! So I'll have to unleash them on you. Lol.

Almost there...

Peace was running tword the Tadd Pad, dodging every funkey, every tree branch, and every leaf. He absolutely HAD to get there.

As he entered the game room, there were tadds everywhere. Peace looked around to see if he could find who he was looking for, but no luck.

Finally, he saw who he was looking for. A Very rare Tadd with his Rare tadd brother were sitting next to the Game room's store. He ran over to them and opened his backpack.

"Hey! Hey!" Peace called over. The two tadd brothers turned and saw peace running tword them.

"Sorry I wasn't able to give this to you after so long. The great disaster post poned my chances of selling it to you." Peaced searched around in his backpack. The Rare Tadd spoke. "Oh, that's fine. We were playing lily tadd tiles while waiting for you." Peace looked up. "THAT long? I mean, how could you play that game for so long?"

"When we weren't, we helped Doc with the Gnomon tree." The tadd replied. "Oh, well that makes seince.... Ah ha!"

A tadd familiar poped out of the bag and swirled around the Very Rare tadd, who did not look amused. "please excuse my brother. He does not like waiting for so long." "Well, I apologoze, but the great disaster was not my fault, you know." "Hrumph." The very rare tadd looked away.

"Oh, kay? Well, I've got to go now." Peace turned to the door. "Wait!" The rare tadd caught up to him. "It is the time of year where I must travel across terripinia to find the perfect place to stay. May I walk out of the door with you?" Peace looked at him for a moment. "Fine, why not."

As they got out of the door, Leaf, an adventerus Mulch was waiting for Peace next to the door. "there you are. don't think after not seeing you for what felt like an eternity will stop you from hanging out with me." Leaf gave him a Take-that-I-so-pwned-you look.

The tadd looked at Leaf. "what is your name?' he stuck out his hand."Leaf. What's yours?" "Mine? Oh. Croak." Leaf shook his hand.

Peace looked at Leaf. "Oh. Leaf. I'm going to need you for something." He took out a portal jammer.

"Oh... oh YES!!!" Leaf jumped up and down and snatched the jammer. "Whatever it is, if it involves blowing henchman up or knocking them off a cliff I am IN!" Croak cocked his head. "wait... what did you do?"

"Kick henchman BUTT! THAT'S what we did." Croak looked at Peace. "Seriously? Are you an advenrturer?" Peace shruged. "Well, yeah. All we did was take down the henchlord-" "Can I come with you?" Croak held his hands together with delight.

Peace looked at him again. He looked at Leaf. Then, to his suprise, a henchman 2.0 ran right at them. "Sure! Sure whatever but right now we'd better RUN!"

Please post on what you think.

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Comic Con Funkey Pictures Released!

2009-07-26T15:16:00.001-05:00

Tada! Comic con pictures released!
And special thanks to Frogboy96 for putting it on his blog. YOu should check it out- it's really cool.

Awesome! Please comment.

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PARADOX GREEN IS OUT!

2009-07-22T09:39:00.002-05:00

Wow! Look!

PARADOX GREEN IS OUT! And! THEY ARE IN CHICAGO! NEAR WHERE I LIVE! Woah! Roco said he saw a vr tadd and vr rastro on ebay too! I have a tracker at the very bottom of my blog, and it tracks ebay for all paradox green funkeys. It really helps. Check there often!

Wow! Please post your thoughts! And neos 123242... you were right.

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Wow!

2009-07-21T14:32:00.003-05:00

1,000 veiwers! Wow! Thank you all so much! I never knew my blog was so popular.

I wanna thank everyone who is a fan of my blog and comes here often to make this possible. And it happened in one week!

There is two new polls up, and I would like people to vote on them. Thank you everybody.

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What's wrong with hacking?

2009-07-19T11:30:00.002-05:00

Look! I got mulch:

Awesome right? Now here's the sad part: I hacked him. Yes, I, Onewa80, hacked. For the first time. EVER. But, it's not really a mulch. It's ub. That's sad.

You may be wondering, "Hacking is bad!" or "hacking is HARD!". Accutally, no. this hack isn't hard. But yes, hacking isn't good. But not bad, either. Truthfully, I don't wanna do it again. This is a easy hack that Neos123242 and Rebsingh taught me. It is very fun and easy to make everything back to normal again. I advise you to stay away from hacks, but also, if you're bored, use them if you want to. Nothing wrong with them, except for cheating.

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New Logo?

2009-07-19T10:24:00.002-05:00

This is weird. Roco found this while surfing around the internet:

Could UB Funkeys be changing their logo? If so, why would they do that?*

*Credit to roco for finding this

Please post your thoughts on this!

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Stuff.(How many times have I said 'stuff' in my post titles?)

2009-07-18T21:28:00.002-05:00

Ok. I never posted in a while. I'm guessing you've noticed that. That's because I have friends over who are visiting for the weekend, and leaving monday. Once they leave, everything will be normal.
See ya~
Please post,

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Paradox green's paradox

2009-07-15T15:46:00.003-05:00

Ok. I don't need to read your minds to know that most of you out there want Paradox Green funkeys. And I do, too. But WHEN? When are they coming out?

We have heard things about target, that they DO infact have a rack labled "Tool funkeys", which is the paradox funkeys. (I am going to target on saturday-I think 18 days after the update is plenty of time)My friend, did, though, say(He's seven, though) that he went to target and saw ubfunkeys packeging that matched my discription. Blue, oddly shaped, and big. He said yes, and he saw a funkey that had solar pannels for ears(Mulch, maybe?), he said there was only ONE left, and then he started talking about hidden realm.

And they are available for pre-order, but a radica lady said that they just put that up there cause they knew it was coming soon, but had no idea when, so it could take a long time.

If anybody has any sightings of these awesome funkeys in stores, let me know.

Please post,

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Mulch Review!

2009-07-14T10:46:00.002-05:00

Mulch review! First off, mulch is my FAVORITE FUNKEY! Second, for info on his game, go to Roco's blog: www.funkeysfun.blogspot.com
Here's a mulch with a portal jammer: Here's his store. I completely forgot it's name, but it feels like it'd be 'Mulch Mart' or something.

Here's the inside of his room. See the convayor belt thet goes across the shop and the green machine there too? The peices of trash fall into the cone at the top of the contraption, and after it shakes and lights flash, a flap goes out and it turned the trash into a plant. Lol!

So, there you have it. My favorite funkey, Mulch.

P.s, If you have enough portal jammers, please challenge me to ANY games by Much OR Ace.

My username is Onewa80, obviously, and I'll put your username up here aswell as screenshots of your game.

Thank you!

Please post,

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Loot+New Funkey+Other stuff=AWESOMENESS

2009-07-11T12:02:00.007-05:00

Look! I got a new funkey: RARE DYER! Which means...
I got Leaf and Peace in the same shot! Yay! I'm working on a banner for the storys, and I'm also curious on what's gonna win the poll over there to the right, if I should continue making Funkey troops. And, with my new LOOT, a mood with a funkey familiar is the BOMB for my funkey! Check it out:

Ok. I also want to introduce a new line of funkey coolness: PARADOX GREEN FUNKEYS WITH PORTAL JAMMERS!

I'll get more, but I'm out of jammers...

Please post,

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Happy 4th o' July!

2009-07-04T14:54:00.002-05:00

Happy 4th of July, everybody! Have fun lighting stuff on fire, Blowing stuff up and PLEASE don't hurt any animals with pop-its, firecrackers or any other stuff like that! AND NO LOOPHOLES!
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DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT WANT A CHILL UP YOUR SPINE

2009-07-04T10:25:00.005-05:00

Ok, This is focused on te HENCHMAN 2.0! The scariest creeps who ever lived... And! on the bright side, I got a mulch review! Ok, PICTURES!I was correct, Paradox green could be destroyed if they complete their mission. I HEREBY VOW TO STOP THEM AND SAVE PARADOX GREEN! Even though Neos123141,(Awesome person) Frogboy(Other awesome person) And Megabomble(Another awesome person) saw me be scared out of my wits about those guys, I'm gonna do something about it! *Throws stick at hencman and henchman kicks my butt* Ok, that didn't work.....

Cause the guy that fixed my computer did something to it in which I can't get anymore pictures, I can't do the mulch review. But I'll do it in the next post.

HAPPY 4th Of july!!!

Have fun blowing stuff up!

Please post,

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The Funkey Troop pt two

2009-07-02T16:18:00.006-05:00

OK! Happy wednesday!

Read the other episode down below to know what's going on...

Peace knew that they had to do something, but what? Leaf suddenly opened a door revealing wepons shaped like henchman heads. "What the...?" Leaf said stubbling back. Peace came rushing up. "That's... that's it!" He exclamed. Before Leaf could react, Peace shoved a dozen henchman shaped charges and grenades into his backpack. Leaf looked at a rocket. It was made by the Ace, and was.... very peculiar. He went over to look. "Woah..." leaf began. Peace turned at Leaf. "Leaf! NO!!!" But it was too late. He touched the button on the rocket, which started a five second countdown. "RUN!!!!" Peace shouted. Five seconds later, the rocket stared a chain reaction and blew a hole in the side of the fortress. They ran like a waggs through hoops, but a dozen henchman 2.0 were chasing them. Peace knew there was one way. He took a hallway, sadly ditching leaf. "PEACE, YOU LITTLE-" but his mouth was covered by a henchman 2.0's hand. He was captured. But, unexpectedly, the henchman bolted to the door. The henchman's form became after a while... "Peace? What the-"

"Portal jammer. Worked faster than I thought." After a while they burst through the door. "Yagh!" Peace yelled as he hurled a henchman-head granade at the door, blocking the exit.

Peace knew he had to act fast. he started putting up charges around the fortress's ledge. "wow... pretty close call there, huh?" Leaf said, trying to change the subject. "I know. But once I hit the button on that remote, this place will explode completely, destroying TONS of henchman!" "You know, you should change your name. Peace has no realation to your personality at all." Peace smiled. "So, we should change your name then. How about 'Compost?'" Leaf chuckeled. But then the 'peace' wouldn't last. Lasers were blasting through the wreckage. It was the henchman! Peace finished setting up the charges. Knowing it would be stupid wasting time by saying something he didn't need to, his hand went for the button.

But it was too late. a henchman 2.0 swooped him up, and the remote slid across the ledge. "Now..." Leaf looked up. It was the henchlord. Such a scary voice for a robot, thought Leaf. "... come over and surrender. Or your friend... dies." Leaf thought franticly. Then he dove over at the remote, and picked it up. "Time to be recycled." He said as he hit the button. Peace got out of the grip of the startled henchman, and ran for cover. The whole fortress plummeted tword the abyss. "Nice one," said a exasperated Peace."'Time to be recycled.' But, I could've said better." "Oh really?" "Yeah, really." Suddenly, a hand appeared over the ledge. It was the henchlord! He grabbed Leaf and all three eyes of him stared directly at the scared mulch. "Get ready to meet the same fate as the rest of my henchman." Mulch silently grabbed a grenade and tried to hook it on the henchlord's belt, but the henchlord took it out of his hands. "How stupid do you think I am?" "Pretty stupid." Leaf ducked, not knowing what would happen, but he ducked. Peace flew over him and shoved a grenade right into the henchlord's head. He dropped leaf with a scream. The grenade was too deep in his circutry to get it out, and not to mention the one he was holding from Leaf. He was doomed.

He fell down with a tremendous explosion. Peace walked up to Leaf. "That was AWESOME!!!!" Leaf said with excitement. "Let's do it AGAIN!" "Can't." Peace said as a vroom familiar appeared from behind him. "Cool!" Leaf said. "Stars and I have some business with the Tadd. But, I'll catch up with you later." Peace said as he walked off. But leaf knew, it would be soon.

THE END.

PaRaDoX GrEeN!
Please post,

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The Funkey Troop-pt one

2009-07-02T13:25:00.004-05:00

(playlist removed cause people don't like it. :( )Hey! To keep you all waiting for my camera to get up and running for BTMs, I thought it would be good for a 2 part series which is about FUNKEYS! And it involves paradox green. The next part will come out Wednesday, and which is also the end of it. Hope you like it! And post your thoughts below.

Characters:

Leaf: A mulch

Peace: a very rare dyer

Henchlord: Secret deputy of master lox, who no one knows about.

PART ONE: The plan

Leaf looked out at the sunset. It seemed like the world meant nothing to him at that moment, even though he was a mulch. It was like a big ball of a necter's honey, and slowly melting. He missed those days when everything was peaceful. But the great disaster changed everything, and now he couldn't return to his friends in the rest of terripinia. Untill...

"Leaf! Get up and get over here!" the mulch suddenly stopped daydreaming and turned around, to find funkeys crowding around a broken portal.

Or was it?

"uh, umm, coming!" Leaf said. He got up and ran tword the sea of funkeys.

He heard them saying, "is it really true?" or "It can't be!" He finnaly burst through the crowd to see...

"The funkeystown portal? How???" Leaf wondered as he stared in awe. Then it struk him. He could return to his friends! He could return and relax!

One by one funkeys entered the portal, with bright smiles on their faces. But, a familiar face came through the portal. he was a Very rare dyer, who was the biggest adventurer in daydream oasis, and used a portal jammer to get into the realm. The jammer he was holding looked rusted, bleak and the three bulbs on it were broken. That was because he used it, but the dyer had pleanty more.

"Excuse me! Out of my way! Let me through!!!" The dyer pushed and shoved to get through the crowd, heading for the tadd pad.

Leaf stared at what he had seen. He couldn't believe it. That was Peace, who was a coragious adventurer, and leaf's best friend. It took a moment for leaf to get a hold of himself, and ran as fast as he could after his friend.

Suddenly, the dyer was walking along one of the many cracks in the surface, like mini canyons. Peace was struggling to keep his ballence, but lost his footing and plunged tword the abyss.

Leaf gasped and ran harder. Maybe he could just make it! Just a little bit closer... Come on! Faster!!! Faster!!! Leaf thought as he began to tire. He reached for the dyer's hand, hoping to snatch it up....

Yes!!! Leaf just barely caught Peace, and quickly Crabbed ahold of the grass on the surface. The mulch pulled peace up, they recodnized each other instantly.

"Leaf???? No way! Is that you???" Peace said in astonishment. "Yeah, it's me. you're welcome, by the way." Both funkeys hugged. "How have things been in daydream oasis? Ever found what the mysterious button does yet?" "No. It's such a mystery! Hence the name." "Sounds great. Stuff has been boring here, though. Those henchman showed up, stealing coins from everyone! And the gnomon tree it dieing, so that's worse news. I'm almost broke!" Leaf as he took a deep sigh. Peace looked down the cavern.

"Well, in daydream oasis, we..." His voice trailed off. He kept staring down at the abyss. "Peace? Uhh, are you OK?" "Look... look at that fortress..." Leaf looked at the funkey's face and saw that he was using binoculars. Leaf took them and looked, too. It was perched on a ledge that looks like it'd fall down at any moment, but there was a huge forgtess, with the new henchman sorrounding it in all places.

"Woah. That's creepy. Isn't it, Peace? Peace?" The dyer was no where to be found.
Leaf looked at the other side of the canyon. Peace was already there.He put down a grappling hook and was ready to slide down it.

"PEACE!!!" Leaf yelled as he ran over the bridge to the other side of the canyon, and grabbed the dyer before he slid down.

"Are you CRAZY? What are you doing?" Leaf yelled at him. "WE GOTTA do SOMETHING! We can't just let that fortress down there do whatever it's evil deeds are!!" Leaf stared at peace, then the fortress, then back at peace. "Fine." Leaf said. "Let's do it, but I don't wanna die."

The two funkeys slid down the rope, as Peace grabbed out 2 portal jammers. he handed one to leaf, and instantly turned into a henchman 2.0. They passed unharmed and made it to a room with henchman and a Bigger, stronger and Bulkyer henchman which looked horrifying. IT struck fear to whoever didn't like henchman.

"The Henchlord." Peace said in a mad voice. "The deputy of master lox. We get him out of the picture, it will be easyer to stop master lox!" Leaf looked at Peace like he just said he had to go to the bathroom at a time like this. "Uhh, let's get out of here." Leaf said as he went for a door. "No, wait!!" Peace was able to hear what the henchloard was saying. "This fortress is the perfect battle machine. Once we get this thing running, it will kill the roots of the gnomon tree, destroying Paradox Green!" Peace knew he had to do something, but what?

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Paradox green theroy

2009-07-01T16:09:00.004-05:00

ok... I was searching around on the chat stuff, and found this:" I know how to save the Gnoman tree!" And I saw pictures with the henchman 2.0 sorrounding a weird looking tree....(Credit to flagster for the picture) Is that the gnomon tree??? has that tree been good, but the henchman turned it evil? And they could destroy paradox green if they do???? That's just an idea, but I wonder...

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PARADOX GREEN IS OUT!

2009-06-30T20:15:00.008-05:00

Paradox green is OUT! and(maybe) you heard it HERE FIRST!

Best portal EVER! Paradox green is where Dr. Tinker was born.

WHAT??????? HENCHMAN... IN PARADOX GREEN???(Henchman 2.0 they are called)And what's that swirly stuff UB's holding?

The Codex entry... Multch is now my most favorite funkey!

OMG!!!!

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Design Your Own Paradox Green Funkey!

2009-06-29T17:21:00.003-05:00

Check it out!(I took the ears off cause they were bad. lol)

Have fun making your own paradox green funkey!

And Anonymous people are no longer able to chat.

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FALL?!??!

2009-06-26T13:38:00.002-05:00

(THIS POST HAS BEEN DELETED BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE.)
lol.

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MAGMA GORGE GEM!!!

2009-06-25T08:51:00.005-05:00

I, um, "got" stitch... and I got his game in my game room! Then this morning I GOT THE GEM!

And Check it OUT! Gemm-ness!

Yay! A shard...

Master lox got away... why don't they ever block the portals???
TAKE THAT STUPID HENCHMAN!!!

Ok! Well, I only need KELPY BASIN! I also only need TWINX! Who is weird...

Please post,

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What IS this?

2009-06-24T10:35:00.003-05:00

Check it out. I was walking along in Nightmare rift, And I saw a building, and I thought, 'What the heck is THAT? I never saw that before!'

So what do YOU think?(My mouse is on it)

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New familiar???

2009-06-23T18:55:00.005-05:00

I was in rewind chat and LOOK! Look at the rewind next to me!(I'm fallout)

Tell me if I missed it but was there a fallout familiar???

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New Gem Shard!

2009-06-21T11:47:00.004-05:00

UBFUNKEYS IS BACK!

AND I got a gem shard!

This is for Kelpy basin!

Yay!

Please post,

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I AM OFFICIALLY BACK!

2009-06-16T11:24:00.002-05:00

Yay! I mislooked the fact that I was going to my grandparent's this week, and they're computer's slow. So, until friday, I won't be here. Which stinks. lol. But, just to say...
BTM is in pictures now, and that's be even FASTER now of my new computer! Well, I'm not ON my computer now because I'm at my grandparent's... but, I'm back!
Gresh I already made the blue glatorian's helmet, but I really need to get on that sheild.
But, I'm back!

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WHAT? NO Funkeys?

2009-06-12T10:45:00.003-05:00

I just got my computer fixed. But I found out something TERRABLE. There... there's... NO FUNKEYS ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE!!!! The guy wiped it out! I searched the whole computer and there is NO FUNKEYS.
THAT is HORIBLE. If something doesn't happen soon, I'll have to stop being a funkeys blog!!!! :O

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AUGH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

2009-06-11T18:51:00.001-05:00

I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE ACKAR, MATA NUI, GELU, AND STRONIUS!!!1 OMG
Ok, I just wanted to tell you that. See you on the 16th!
(I GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED! No more problems!! :D)

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Word of... stuff.(COULD YOU ALL READ THIS... PLEASE!)

2009-06-05T22:03:00.004-05:00

(UPDATED!!! IF YOU READ IT BE4 READ IT AGAIN!)
Well, as you know(duh) I haven't posted much.
Well... I don't know what to write about. I've hit a writer's block. Which is strangles the creative material out of you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE STRANGLE-NESS! But seriously, I DO wanna do some last things before I go. Of, right. I'm taking a small absence until I find stuff to write about(once I get ideas). And here are other stuff:

BIONICLE THE MISSION:
Well, I know what will happen next(4 chaps left, I think) and will... stop it until the update comes. Sorry, but... well... yeah. :(

CLUB PENGUIN:
SO MANY UPDATES IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WITH!!!!!!!

UB FUNKEYS:
I DO have some funkey stories. I might post them later.

OTHER STUFF: Well... I bet you all forgot about me. but if you wanna contact me, go on www.bzpower.com and look for "Onewa80: toa of power". private Messege me and we'll talk.
During my absence I'll write down ideas for my blog, and here's the date I'll be coming back:
6-16-09(June 16, 2009)

You guys rock. See you later. and DARN PRAY FOR A NEW STINKING UPDATE ON UB FUNKEYS!!!!!! :P(I JUST GOT MATA NUI AND GELU!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Bionicle: The mission pt 12

2009-04-16T18:59:00.022-05:00

Ok. Here's 12. (longest BTM ever!)
Metus: Aaand, there. Good as new.
Gresh: Thanks, Metus.
Metus: Without your cast you would still be injured by now. I'm glad I saved this.
Raanu: Metus. That would paper would be a lot of money. Could you sell it and we could use the money for when Strakk faces Malum.
Metus: Good idea.
Tarix: It's good that your leg is better, but with Strakk asking Malum for a battle will require it.
Strakk: Well you should be worring about me, because I'm gonna be the be the one asking him!
Tarix: Well, come on. We'd better find Malum.
Strakk: But where are we gonna find Malum, exactly?
Gresh: Like this.
Malum: Ouch!
Malum: Oof!
Malum: What was that about???
*thunk*
Strakk: You!
Malum: I hate you.
Strakk: Shut up.
Berix: HOW long must we be with these guys?
Tarduk: I'm not a fan of this either, Berix.
Strakk: I challenge you to an arena battle. Vulcanus. If I win, you stop hunting me down.
Malum: And If I win?
Strakk: You can kill me...
Everyone: What???
Malum: I accept. See you there, Strakk.
Gresh: Strakk, That wasn't very smart. Do you know what you're doing?
Strakk: Sure.

Ok, Please post.

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ANONYMOUS USERS

2009-04-13T15:11:00.001-05:00

Anyone can now comment on my blog! Well, that pretty much sums it up.

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Bionicle: The mission pt 11

2009-04-09T19:06:00.028-05:00

OK! After a long long long long long long long long LONG time, here it is!!!
Tarix: Ok, I think we can rest here for the night.
Berix: Zzzzzz...
Later...
Strakk: So, why is Malum trying to kill me?
Tarix: Gresh would know. He was there.
Gresh: Yes, but Berix was referee.
Berix: Me???
Berix: *sigh* Yes. It was a close call...

4 days ago...

Berix: It was right after Gresh hit Malum with his thornax.
Malum: Ugh!
Berix: Right before Gresh struck Malum with his thornax, Malum fired his. Gresh's thornax Malum first, though.

Malum: One... quick... shot...
Berix: I hereby make Gresh the winner!
Gresh: Oomph!
Berix: What?
Malum: Yes! I won!
Berix: Malum, no. Gresh hit you first. He won.
Malum: Grrrrr.
Malum: Come on, Vorox.
Vorox: Hissssssss
Berix:What was that about?
Gresh: I'm not sure...

Preasent day...

Tarix: So... Malum thinks he won although he was off by 7 seconds?
Berix: Yeah. He just doesn't see it.
Strakk: Just goes to show you how crazy some guys can be.
Raanu: Well I think we should head back to Vulcanus.
Tarduk: Vulcanus? Why not Iconox? We're in it's direction.
Gresh: Yes, or Tesara? We're not far from it either.
Raanu: I mean, because Vulcanus has a great arena. And that should be a good place for the final arena battle against Malum and Strakk- to stop this madness.
Strakk: Sure. Bring it on.
Malum: Yes. Bring it on indeed...

TO BE CONTINUED

Sorry it was so long. I'll post the April fools Club Penguin party review later. My computer has been acting up (Freezing up a lot)and my virus protection is terrable, so we don't know about a virus.
If there IS a virus, and we have to take it in to be fixed, I will post BTM12 and 13(maybe 14) because I don't know how long it will take.(DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP AND HOPE THAT I GET A VIRUS. lol) So, yeah.
Please post,

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Bionicle: The mission pt 10

2009-03-29T15:58:00.038-05:00

OKAY!
HERE IT IS! 33 PICTURES!
Tarix: Ugh! This has gone on long enough!
Berix: What do we do now???
Raanu: Ugh! I don't know!
Tarix:We're outnumbered!
Gresh: Gotta aim this just right!
*thunk*
Gresh: Yes!
Skirmix: RAWR
Tarduk: Are they defeated?
Raanu: I don't know-
Raanu: Oomph!
Fero: Ya-ah!
Berix: Tarduk!
*ching*
Tarix: Ugh!
Malum: Tsk tsk. You should've just let me kill-
???: Ummm, anyone need help over there?
Metus: looks like we came just in time.
*tackles*
Metus: Yaaa!
Fero: Oomph!
Malum: You've sped up your death, Strakk!
Strakk: Whatever.
Strakk: Yah!
Vorox: HISSSZZSZSSZSZ
*hits Malum with thornax*
Malum: Augh!!
Skrall: Take that!
Strakk: Ugh!
Skrall: Ugh!
Gresh: Take THAT.
Skrall: Yagh!
Skrall: What- Ungh!
Tarix: And that.
Tarix: Quick! While they're stunned! Let's move!
Strakk: Ok, but this guy is heavier than he looks!
Berix: Ooooh... Can't we just sleep here?
Strakk: Yeah, if you wanna die. Let's move.
Tarix: For once, we're united.
So you're leaving, eh?
Well mark my words-
This isn't over.

Like it? Please post.

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I MET AUNT ARCTIC!

2009-03-24T18:11:00.003-05:00

Thanks to Pteprocks, who told me where she was!

She said "good-bye" and that she was leaving, and also "See you soon!".
You get a cool backround of her being right next to you and it was SIGNED, woot, and the circle's black so you can see the rest of the pic better.
Please post,

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AWESOME CLUB PENGUIN PARTY AT MY IGLOO!

2009-03-24T11:04:00.003-05:00

It'll be fun!
Time: 4:00 pm central time
People invited: Anybody can come!
Where: My iggy.
Server: Mittens.
Picture:

Okay! See you there!

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Bionicle: The mission pt 9

2009-03-23T20:22:00.012-05:00

Okay! Sorry It's a small one...
Strakk: *sigh* Everything is peaceful... for now.
???: Strakk!
Strakk: Metus? What's going on? Why are you here?
Metus: *huff* I came to *puff* WARN you!
Strakk: What?
Metus: Malum and *puff* others are trying to kill you- for reasons unknown!
Strakk: So people are wanting to kill me, is that it? Cool. I'm gonna wanna see this.
Metus: Here. I need to tell you what happened:

22 HOURS LATER...
Gresh: Owww...
Malum: This is simple. We go, kill Gresh, and leave.
Skrall: Hello, Glatorian and Agori.
Tarix: What are you doing here?
Gresh: Get... away...
Tarix: Oomph!
Gresh: Tarix...!
Tarduk: What's going on here...?
Raanu: Tarduk! Help us!
Gresh: Metus...
Metus: Gresh! What?
Gresh: You can go faster than us right now... You have to... Warn Strakk!
Metus: I can't leave you!
Gresh: You've got to!
Metus: We have to go and aid them!
Strakk: Fine. This'll be fun...

Like it? Please post,

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AUGH I feel bad...

2009-03-22T20:13:00.001-05:00

OH MAN I have so much guilt! I hacked Club Penguin, and I feel horrible.
Do any of you guys have any ideas to help?
Thanks,

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New mood!!!

2009-03-15T15:02:00.002-05:00

Yes! Something FUNKEY related!
For St.Patricks Day! (I'm a little late...)

lol

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St. Patricks Day Party At Club Penguin Review!

2009-03-14T12:47:00.013-05:00

Hey! You are all aware that the St. Patricks day party on Club penguin is out. Here's a review! Oh, and try to spot MegaBomble, Roco(Dibb Funk), And Crackerz(Crackerz11)! They're in some of the pictures!

Okay. HERE'S the forest!
(members only) And the leperachaun house:
And it has FREE acordians!

Here's the plaza. And look! A rainbow. There's a pot of gold at the end! AND a suprise!
The snowball forts are cool too! And the rainbow goes on...
The twn is cool-ified aswell. Let's check out the night club:
Here's the night club:
And the coffee house (with free hats!):
The dock's awesome withh SHAMROCKS! (or are they clovers???)
And the rainbow goes to ski hill!!!
We're here at ski village. lets go up...
AND THERE IT IS! AND THE SUPRISE IS A PIN! AWESOME!
SO I hope you like the review! PLease sign the treaty in the post before this one,
Please post,

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Why? I mean just- WHY???

2009-03-13T18:44:00.012-05:00

Why can't we all just get along?
It's not that hard! We all just wanna get this dark time OVER with. And I don't see any reason why not. And I'm hearing rumors, and it just makes me frustrated. That's now really sad. Everyone, sign the treaty when you post a comment(just post you name) If you agree:
1. I will not harm anyone
2. We can all get along
3. I will be nicer
4. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH!!!
(If you don't sign you're okay, just if you agree!)
Now, I wanna be done with this. It makes my head hurt.
Will you bad people change? Won't these meanies just STOP? Why will some people not get along? We all just wanna have fun, yet some people are spoiling it. I WANT TO HAVE FUN, AND SO DO YOU. SO,(lots of people are good, this is for the mean people)JUST STOP BEING UNKIND! WE ALL WANT PEACE.
Please sign your name for the treaty. I'll write who did here:
1. Onewa80
2. Rebsingh
3. frogboy 96 (chris)
4. Pteprocks
5. neos123141
6. Steven (Comic Guy)
7. Roco (Shawn)
8. candy bar
9. shaun(flagster)
10. Gresh96

Okay? Great. I hope it'll stop.
Please post and sign,

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Bionicle: The mission pt 8

2009-03-12T16:56:00.020-05:00

OKAY! Here is is:
Berix: Sooo... tired...
???: Hey! Hello!
Metus: Hey. I'm on my way to Iconox, but I'm lost. could you guys tell me where to go?
Tarix: We were just on our way there.
Malum: Aim for the head. One shot one kill.
*thunk*
Gresh: AUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tarix: Gresh!!!
Tarix: What...?
Malum: You stupid Vorox! I have to do EVERYTHING myself!
Tarix: Look out!
Gresh: What...?
*shing*
Malum: Augh!
Tarix: How is he?
Metus: I've seen this one before when training. It's a massive injury. It'll take weeks to recover without water...
Gresh: It's okay. I can stand on it- AAAAUGH
Metus: Gresh, no. You need to rest.
Gresh: But what about-
Metus: Trust me. You need a night's rest.
Tarix: Okay. Let's set up camp...
Berix: YES!!!
Malum: If they're resting we're resting. Let's tell the others...
Metus: I have bandeges and a map to a water oasis Iconox won when we beat Vulcanus... Here.
Gresh: Thanks...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Thanks! Please post...

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Hey.

2009-03-10T20:49:00.003-05:00

Hey guys. Thanks for the support. I talked to my Dad, and he wants me to think about it for a while. Btm will keep going, and I'll try to post it when I can.
I need to rest... I'm CoNfEuSeD....
(I was seriously gonna stop my blog.)
Please give me some time for a break.
(I also am coming down with a sickness...) :(
Thank you...

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oh COME on!

2009-03-10T19:19:00.002-05:00

I can't take it. I am quitting my blog.
I can't stand it. Steven hates me, and then casey turns out to be GOOD?(I forgive you, Casey)
I can't BE IN IT. I QUIT MY BLOG. YOU CAN ENJOY MY BLOG FOR 5 MORE DAYS.

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AN OUTRAGE! THIS ISN'T OVER!

2009-03-10T15:33:00.004-05:00

onew80 just to let you know carabu and neos123141 arnt the onley ones treing to destroy rocos blog take me for example im treing to wreck his blog to thers a hole other bloggers treing to delite his blog toso i suggjust you tell roco to delite his own blog so he dousent have to suffer ps. you will never protect roco and were onley doing whats best for blogers couse roco dusent desurve to be a bloger if you want to talk to me somore just comment on the first post on my blog see ya

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED ON THE PREVIOUS POST!!!!!
HIS NAME IS CASEY! HE WANTS TO DESTROY ROCO'S BLOG!!!!!

you will never protect roco and were onley doing whats best for blogers couse roco dusent desurve to be a bloger if you want to talk to me somore just comment on the first post on my blog

I DOUBT IT. YOU WILL NEVER DO THAT!
GUYS! JUST TO SAY NEOS AND CARABU ARE GOOD NOW AND I CAN SORTA UNDERSTAND THEM BUT OH MY GOSH! THIS GUY REALLY IS BAD.
HELP US DEFEND ROCO!!!!
PLEASE POST!
(BTM will be posted tomorrow)

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Okay, but seriously. Why???

2009-03-07T18:27:00.002-06:00

Carabu's fine. He asked for forgiveness so he's okay, but WHY did Neos say that he'd deleat Roco's blog? I mean, WHY? It doesn't make sense!!!!! So that's what I'm wondering.
Second, THE PREVIOUS POST WAS THE POST TO HAVE THE MOST COMMENTS EVER ON MY BLOG!!! WOOTNESS!!
please post,

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The REAL enemys???

2009-03-05T18:57:00.003-06:00

Okay. TWO PEOPLE ARE PLANNING TO STOP ROCO'S BLOG.
ONLY US CAN DEFET THEM.
THeir names, you ask?
Okay.
NEOS 123141,
AND CARABU. (he has a secret Identity on chat rooms: King of Darkness!)

THEY MUST BE STOPPED!
ME, FLAGSTER AND ROCO ARE DOING THE SAME.
WE MUST STOP THEM.
WE NEED AN ARMY!
WE NEED YOU!
Let's do this.
Post to help.

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That's it. (revised)

2009-03-03T15:23:00.004-06:00

Okay. Flagster was joking, so he's nice again. But we still need to work together on this. We are a little still on the edge.
Thank you all for supporting me. You all are great.
But there's a rumor I need to confront with flagster (NO we're not fighting) To make sure about.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

-80

The New Bionicle Glatorian Game Is OUT!!!

2009-02-26T12:45:00.003-06:00

CHECK IT OUT! HERE'S A REVIEW:
Okay. First you're gonna have to download something for it.
THEN:
You start out in the.. um... place-where-you-get-ready-place.(you start out as Gresh, but you have to earn other Glatorians so you can play as them. I took this when I got Tarix, but I'm already at Malum now.)
And then you can go around and talk to the agori.

And here are some other pics:
AND save your bio-codes! THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE OTHER PLAYERS!
Look!

So have fun!
Please post,
And, *sigh* (he asked me this) How about you go on over to Carabu's blog and follow it? He says he REALLY needs followers.

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Club Penguin Puffle Party Review!

2009-02-24T16:06:00.016-06:00

Hey! cause this is the LAST day o puffle party, here's a review so you won't miss out on the fun!
In the forest, here is the blue puffle party:

This is at the dock:
AND the snow forts:
Here is a place where you can throw berries at the puffles to feed them!
THIS is the black puffle party:
AND WATCH THIS:
And the PURPLE puffle party:
And of course a LOT is happening at the pet shop!
GREEN puffle party:
PINK puffle party:
RED puffle party:
AND, finaly, the YELLOW puffle party!
AND I'M GONNA BE A CP MEMBER SOON!
Yay!
Please post,

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Summer\Now toy fair review by BZPower

2009-02-23T19:16:00.003-06:00

Hey. Here's a review from BZPower that they made at the toy fair. Here it is, GIVE EVERY LITTLE BIT OF CREDIT TO THEM.

In this area were a few large display cases filled with new sets, and again Bionicle had one dedicated to it. One shelf had the Winter sets, a second had the upcoming Summer sets, and the third had the vehicles and other large sets.

Once inside, I found the Bionicle, like Star Wars, had an entire wall of the booth dedicated to it. On display were, of course the Agori and the Glatorians. Not much new to see here, but take a look anyway.

Of course the main attraction were the new Glatorian Legends sets as well as this summer's vehicles. We'll give you a closer look at these sets later, but here's a glimpse for now.

That's all for tonight's update, hope you enjoyed it. More coverage will follow soon!

AWESOME, AIN'T IT??? :)

Please post,

-80

2009-02-22T13:48:00.004-06:00

Bionicle: The mission pt 7

2009-02-21T17:37:00.027-06:00

Well, I hope everyone read 6, 'Cause here comes SEVEN!
Tarix: so, where should we go, berix?
Berix: well, I bet you'd better follow me...
Narrator: So they followed where Berix led them...
Narrator: scaling mountains...
Narrator: Facing danger along the way...
Narrator: When Finnaly...
Tarix: A thornax plant!
Gresh: Finnaly! and we were just running out of thornaxes..
??? But those are our thornaxes. back away.
Gresh: What-MALUM! And... Skrall, Fero, and Vorox...
Tarix: What do you want?
Malum: To kill Strakk.
Skrall: And I want a rematch.
Gresh: If it's a rematch you want it's a rematch you'll GET!
Skrall: Ughn!
Vorox: HISSSSSSSSSSSS
Tarix: Gresh! We're outnumbered!
Fero: Hey! What are you doing??? Get OFF!
Raanu: This is payback!!!
*clang*
*shing*
Skrall: Yahh!
*WHAM*
Skrall: UGH!
Malum: RETREAT!!!
Skrall: WHat???
Fero: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
Malum: UNTILL WE MEAT AGAIN!
Gresh: WE'll be waiting!
Tarix: So let's make camp here.
Berix: Fine by me.
Gresh: No.
Berix: WHAT???
Gresh: We have to keep moving to Iconox. Malum will Probobly be going at night. we can rest later.
Tarix: Fine, whatever.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Like it? Please Post,

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Bionicle-The mission pt 6

2009-02-17T17:19:00.022-06:00

k. Here you go: (TIP: Listen to the movie music 2 posts below for more dramatic effect)
Gresh: Put him down, Fero!
Fero: Why? The Skrall will pay a FORTUNE for the leader of Vulcanus!
Gresh: Tarix! Aim at Fero. Try to give me an advantage!
Tarix: I'll do it.
Fero: Wha...?!
Gresh: End of the line, bone hunter!
Fero: Ugh! Get OFF!
Tarix: Gotta aim this just RIGHT...
Tarix: GRESH! Out of the way!
Gresh: I'M TRYING!
Fero: AUGH! Nooooo! My hostage!
Raanu: Ohhh...
BAM
Gresh: Ready to meet your fate?
Fero: Want it now? To bad.
*Ksshhhink*
Gresh: I'll MAKE it happen!
Tarix: GRESH! Let him go. He's no threat to us now.
Gresh: Fine.
Fero: This isn't the end! I'll kill you, but not now!
Malum: Bone hunter.
Fero: What???
Malum: How about we make a deal. You. Me. This Vorox. We go out to kill... Strakk.
Fero: You mean... in Iconox?
Malum: Yeah. Without Strakk, I think Iconox would be very vunerable to bone hunter raids.
Fero: I like the way you think. I'm in.

LATER...

Skrall: So, with no partner, I guess I forfit.
Tarix: Fine. We have a journey to Iconox. The faster the better.
Raanu: Thank you, Glatorians. Vulcanus, and I, will be greatly in your debt.
Gresh: It's our pleasure. Besides, he challenged us, anyway.
Berix: But right now, WE need to get going to Iconox.
Tarix: Right.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Like it? PLEASE post,

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BIONICLE: THE LEDEND REBORN TRAILER!!

2009-02-16T20:39:00.002-06:00

WOWOWOWOW!!!
Yet, it wasn't what I was thinking it would be like. BUT IT DOES SAY WHAT I POSTED A COUPLE POSTS BEFORE!!!!
Link to youtube:
CLICK! CLICK TO WATCH AWESOMENESS!!!
WARNING: You tube has very inapropriate things on it. like swear words, and other terrable things. most are in the comments. Do not read them.
Thanks.
PLEASE POST,

-80

OHMYGOSHICAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER I MUST TELL YOU!!!!

2009-02-16T09:04:00.006-06:00

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF THE TRAILER OF THE NEXT BIONICLE MOVIE: THE LEGEND REBORN:
WOWOWOWOW!!! AND, that's not all. LEAKED music from the movie is on yOUTUBE!
WARNING: You tube has very inapropriate things on it. like swear words, and other terrable things. most are in the comments. Do not read them.
But, seriously, just listen to it if your parents let you. I did, and just WOW.
Link: CHECK IT OUT

Thanks. Please post,

-80

Bionicle-The mission pt 5

2009-02-15T17:54:00.019-06:00

WOW. After a long time of post-poning, I'VE GOT IT!
(before the battle)
Gresh: Hey, Skrall, the battle is two on two. Where's your partner?
Skrall: Why, he's right over there.
Malum: He's discovered us!
Tarix and Gresh: Malum?!
Tarix: Tell me why I shouldn't kill you now.
Malum: Because you do want vulcanus saved, remember?
Gresh: fine. we'll see you in the arena...
Rannu: *sigh* what has happened? My fate is being decided to 4 people...
(later)
Berix: Will the fighters please come out to the arena floor?
Berix: alright. Hit the apponent's can, they lose one point. Hit the opponent, lose two life points.
FIGHT!
Everyone: Errrgh!
Skrall: Too bad. You have no hope! When I win, with no Raanu, Vulcanus will surely fall to the-
*KABLAMMMMMMMMMM*
Skrall: Bone Hunters...?
Fero: Hello, everyone. I didn't miss the battle, did I?
Fero: But, of course, killing you is not why I'm here.
Raanu: What???
Raanu: Urkf!
Fero: THIS is my intention.
Gresh: What are doing over there? C'mon and help Raanu!
Malum: Why? It'll be fun to watch.
Gresh: Okay, Tarix, I guess we're on our own.
Tarix: Oh. Great.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Like it?
Please post,

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Updates On The New Bionicle Movie\And BTM updates

2009-02-14T14:50:00.002-06:00

1st: BTM. I am so sorry! When I took the LAST pic, My mom said to go to bed. Then she erased the pics. So I am a little miffed. BTM WILL COME SUNDAY.
2nd, LISTEN TO THIS:(BTW mata nui was-IS the leader and ruler of the matoran universe, and was waiting to be awakened from a sleep because of his "Brother", A makuta(bad guy), Teridax. Teridax has now kicked mata nui's spirit out of his 100,000(or more) tall body, placed it into the mask of life, and shot it into a different universe, and Teridax is now in the body of mata nui...)

The Story

Once a great and powerful ruler, Mata Nui finds himself stripped of his stature and ousted to a remote, decaying wasteland - a desert junkyard. Local villagers scavenge the remains, building shelters, survival gear and arenas where each village's best gladiator is pitted against another to end disputes. Mata Nui, in search of a way home, finds himself in the middle of one of those battles.

However, when Mata Nui leaves the arena triumphant, he is as surprised as the villagers, who then ask him to fight their real enemies, the Skrall and the Bone Hunters. United with his band of gladiators, he struggles to unite a devastated land and find the secret to reclaiming his own lost empire. But a bigger secret awaits...

WOW. HOW AWESOME IS THAT???
But the movie'll be released in the fall... WAAAAAA...
Sound awesome, though.
Please post comments!

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Please stop.

2009-02-10T17:59:00.002-06:00

Whoever is posting as "Dumbo" in Bara Magna Chat- Please. Please stop with the rude comments. nobody likes them. Listen to me:
Don't post mean things.
Thank you,

-80

Meh funk-pets.

2009-02-08T14:08:00.002-06:00

Okay, I have Swirls, Mark, Basket and Moon.
Do you like them, FFM?

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Bionicle-The mission pt 4

2009-02-07T19:28:00.028-06:00

OKAY! Here it is! and you can skip to the bottom to see mark...
Skrall: Heh. Watching them is so amusing.
Skrall: When I'm done, I'll see to Tuma that raanu will be sold to the bone hunters. Or, better yet... make a bet in the arena. Isn't that right-
Skrall: -Raanu?
Raanu: Ugh! In the name of Vulcanus, put me down!
Skrall: I doubt it.
Malum: Fine. If we can't kill you, we'll kill your friend in the Iconox village. Strakk, is it?
Skrall: What?
Skrall:What a perfect plan! Once Strakk is dead, Iconox will be vunerable, and will fall to the skrall! I think I'll join them.
Raanu: *gasp* We're so high up!
Skrall: Which is exactly why I chose this spot. Ready to become a bargining chip?
Berix: Uhh, guys? I see malum and vorox. They're climbing up there...
Gresh: We were so close! Now they're on to destroy Strakk...
Tarix: We must pursue!
Berix: I know a short cut...
Gresh&Tarix: You do???
Berix: Yes. the way their going, It'll take weeks. I know a way that'll take days.
Malum: PERFECT! We'll follow them...

???: But, sadly, Vulcanus will fall to the bone hunters.
Tarix: SKRALL!
Skrall: Yes. And I challenge one of you to the arena.

Skrall: And that would be you, Gresh.
Gresh: Me??? But, you have nothing I want!
Skrall: Oh, really? How about-
Skrall: -RAANU!
Raanu: Help...
Everyone: Raanu!!!
Gresh: Fine.
Tarix: Gresh, you'll lose! YOU can't fight skrall, alone!
Gresh: Fine, then. Hey, Skrall! How about two on two?
Skrall: Ok. Heh heh heh...

TO BE CONTINUED..
Sorry it was so late. LOTS of things postponed it.

PLEASe post,

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OH MY GOSH! MORE GLATORIAN GAME PICS!

2009-02-07T17:00:00.003-06:00

WOW. JUST, WOW.
Check it out! I REALLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GAME, NOW!!!
Please post,

-80

ha ha ha HA!!!

2009-02-07T09:55:00.004-06:00

I went to tarduk34's page(thank you tarduk) and clicked on his bonehunter trap modual, and got BONEHUNTER BLADESS!!!!! oh, yeah, pteprocks told me about it...

HaHAhaHahAHaAHahAh...

*ahem* GO TO TARDUK34'S PAGE AND CLICKY ON IT!!!!

Please post,

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U.B. Funkeys, Bionicle, an' stuff

So, this is goodbye.

Hmm

Don't give up!

Happy Fourth and Hero factory site

So.. it's not..?

This is it...?

Something new!

Hero Factory

UB Funkeys: Epilouge

Some funkey news

Bionicle Stars Commecial released on youtube!

Merry Christmas!

Bionicle Stars Tahu Review and Thanks!

Bionicle: Epilogue

Takanuva Star Review(Youtube video)

I got a Star!

As many stars as I could find

Something's coming from the Stars!

Bionicle 3 Screenshots found!

Bionicle Stars are Canon????

New Layout

Tonight is the night!

Legend Reborn Exclusive at Nicktoons Network!

Bionicle Stationary Set

Web shooter and legend reborn out in stores!

Legend Reborn Commercials Popping Up!

Attention To people who saw The Legend Reborn Already on Youtube!

New ace and mulch game things?

Sorry

Paradox Green Funkey Review!(part 1)

I GOT MULCH AND TADD and info on party

Interveiw with a Mulch

Pictures for shadow's MOC contest

I GOT MULCH!

The Blackest Hole!

BLACKEST HOLE and some big news! READ THIS!

New and awesome Paradox Green pics and updates!***UPDATED***

Mulch and Ace Tracker

Wonders...

Funkey Troop: Chapter two pt. one

Comic Con Funkey Pictures Released!

PARADOX GREEN IS OUT!

Wow!

What's wrong with hacking?

New Logo?

Stuff.(How many times have I said 'stuff' in my post titles?)

Paradox green's paradox

Mulch Review!

Loot+New Funkey+Other stuff=AWESOMENESS

Happy 4th o' July!

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT WANT A CHILL UP YOUR SPINE

The Funkey Troop pt two

The Funkey Troop-pt one

Paradox green theroy

PARADOX GREEN IS OUT!

Design Your Own Paradox Green Funkey!

FALL?!??!

MAGMA GORGE GEM!!!

What IS this?

New familiar???

New Gem Shard!

I AM OFFICIALLY BACK!

WHAT? NO Funkeys?

AUGH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Word of... stuff.(COULD YOU ALL READ THIS... PLEASE!)

Bionicle: The mission pt 12

ANONYMOUS USERS

Bionicle: The mission pt 11

Bionicle: The mission pt 10

I MET AUNT ARCTIC!

AWESOME CLUB PENGUIN PARTY AT MY IGLOO!

Bionicle: The mission pt 9

AUGH I feel bad...

New mood!!!

St. Patricks Day Party At Club Penguin Review!

Why? I mean just- WHY???

Bionicle: The mission pt 8

Hey.

oh COME on!

New and awesome Paradox Green pics and updates!UPDATED